Funny Jokes - Kids letters to God
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him in anyway.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
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