Funny Jokes - Salestalk
A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, 'Hello.'
SALESMAN: 'Is your mommy there?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) 'Yes.'
SALESMAN: 'Can I speak with her?'
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) 'She's busy.'
SALESMAN: 'Is your daddy there?'
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) 'Yes.'
SALESMAN: 'Can I speak with him?'
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) 'He's busy.'
SALESMAN: 'Is there anyone else there?'
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) 'The fire department.'
SALESMAN: 'Can I talk to one of them?'
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) 'They're busy.'
SALESMAN: 'Is there anybody else there?'
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) 'The police department.'
SALESMAN: 'Well, can I talk to one of them?'
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) 'They're busy.'
SALESMAN: 'Let me get this straight, your mother,father, the fire department and the police department are all in your house, and they're all busy. What are
they doing?'
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) 'They're looking for me.'
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