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Funny Jokes - Exact Distance


A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: 'Did you actually see the accident?'

The witness: 'Yes, sir.'

The lawyer: 'How far away were you when the accident happened?'

The witness: 'Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches.'

The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): 'Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?'

The witness: 'Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question.'

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