Funny Jokes - Meaningful words
Our sex was so good, even the neighbors had a cigarette.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is Futile. You will be Assimilated.
Jesus is coming - everyone look busy.
Born free........Taxed to death.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I got a gun for my wife.....Best trade I ever made!
Jesus may love you....but he won't respect you in the morning.
So you're a feminist - isn't that cute?
Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
I need someone really bad.....Are you really bad?
If, a two letter word for futility.
I don't care, I don't have to.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
To all you virgins out there....Thanks for nothing.
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