Funny Jokes - Signs to think about
Plumbing Truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
Pizza shop slogan:
'7 days without pizza makes one Weak.'
At a tire shop:
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
Door of a plastic surgeons office:
'Hello, can we pick your nose?'
Sign at the psychic's Hotline:
'Don't call us, we'll call you.'
At a Towing Company:
'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
Billboard on the side of the road:
'Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.'
On an Electricians truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
In a Nonsmoking Area:
'If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
On Maternity Room Door:
'Push, Push, Push.'
At an Optometrists Office
'If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place.'
On a Taxidermist's window:
'We really know our stuff.'
In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
On a fence:
'Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive.'
Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming.'
In a Veterinarians waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!'
Inside a Bowling Alley:
'Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.'
In the front yard of a funeral home:
'Drive carefully, we'll wait.'
In a counselors office:
'Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.'
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