Funny Jokes - Yes Dear ..
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
- 'Hello?'
- 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
- 'Ummm, yes.'
- 'Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are & I just saw this beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it, please?'
- 'What's the price?'
- 'Only $15,000.00.'
- 'Well, OK, go ahead & get it, if you like it that much...'
- 'Ahhh..... & I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership & saw the brand new 2001 models. I saw one I really liked & spoke with the salesman & he gave me a really good price......& since we really need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year.........'
- 'What price did he quote you?'
- 'Only $60,000...'
- 'Well, OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
- 'Great! But before we hang up, just one more thing......'
- 'What's that ?'
- 'Now this might look like a little bit much, but I was reconciling your bank account & ...... ummm...... well, I stopped by the real estate agent this morning & saw that house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...'
- 'So, how much are they asking?'
- 'Only $850,000 - a magnificent price.....& I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...'
- 'Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $820,000. OK?'
- 'OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!'
- 'Bye...I do too...'
The man hangs up while slowly shaking his head & closes the phone's flap. Then he holds the phone up & asks to all those present: 'Hey, does anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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