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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male:Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend
with the boys.
BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes 'look bigger.'
male:What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal.
Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male:Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male:Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female:An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male:An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female:The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male:Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
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