Funny Jokes - Excuse my fart
A woman goes into the doctors office and says 'Dr. I have a problem, I fart all the time but my farts are noiseless and they don't smell...In fact, I have farted no less than twelve times since I arrivedhere!'
The doctor wrote down a prescription and said, 'Take these for a week and then come back to see me.'
A week later the woman goes back and storming into the office complains, 'Doctor, I think the pills made it worse, I keep farting all the time and even though the farts are still noiseless the now smell terrible!, what have you got to say for yourself?'
Doctor: ' Good, we have taken care of your sinuses, now we can move on to your hearing...'
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