Funny Jokes - Four New Fathers
Four expectant fathers are in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.
The nurse comes in and tells the first man, 'Congratulations, you're the father of twins.'
'What a coincidence,' the man exclaims. 'I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.'
The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man, 'You are the father of triplets.'
'Wow, what a coincidence,' he replies. 'I work for the 3M Corporation.'
When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.
'Another coincidence. I work for the Four Seasons Hotel.'
At this point, the fourth guy faints.
When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong.
'What's wrong? I work for Seven-Up.'
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