Funny Jokes - Perfect Dave
Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi
just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,
"Perfect timing. You're just like Dave."
"Who?" Replied Morris.
"Dave Aronson. There's a guy who did everything right.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would
have happened like that to Dave."
"There are always a few clouds over everybody," claimed
Morris.
"Not Dave. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone
on the Pro Tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He
sang like an Opera Baritone and danced like a Broadway
star."
"He was something, huh?" Asked Morris.
"He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's
birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He
could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and I black
out the whole neighborhood," answered the cabbie.
"No wonder you remember him," Morris replied.
"Well, I never actually met Dave," admitted the cabbie.
"Then how do you know so much about him?" Morris enquired.
"Because I married his widow."
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