Funny Jokes - Preparing the Turkey
A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, 'Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.'
'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.'
'No, mother,' the young woman laments. 'I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price.'
'Well, that is being miserly,' the mother agreed, 'Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.'
'No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket.'
'Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?'
'Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska.'
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