Funny Jokes - The 9 most important men in a woman's life
1. THE DOCTOR:
Because he says, 'Take your clothes off.'
2. THE DENTIST:
Because he says, 'Open wide.'
3. THE HAIRDRESSER:
Because he says, 'Do you want it teased or blown?'.
4. THE MILKMAN:
Because he says, 'Do you want it in the front or the back?'
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:
Because he says, 'Once it's in, you'll love it!'
6. THE STOCK BROKER:
Because he says, 'It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again.'
7. THE BANKER:
Because he says, 'If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
8. THE HUNTER:
Because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:
Because he says, 'Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?
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