Funny Jokes - Maddening phones...
THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE NEW ANSWERING SERVICE RECENTLY INSTALLED AT THE
>MENTAL HEALTH INSTITUTE:
>
> 'Hello, and welcome to the mental health hot line.
> If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
>
>If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you now.
>
> If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
>
>If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the
> line so we can trace your call.
>
> If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the
> mother ship.
>
> If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you
> which number to press.
>
> If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press
> no one will answer anyway.
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