Funny Jokes - Medication
An 85 year old man told his daughter he was moving to a home. She had nursed him through bad health for years but he decided the time had come for him to chill out in a nursing home. He said 'I've found a nice one and I'm moving in tomorrow it's time for you to enjoy your own life without having to worry about me'.
Reluctantly she agrees and drops him off at the home. A week later he phones her from the home saying, 'It's great here darling, you have nothing to worry about. We get up and have breakfast and stroll about the grounds, they do a superb lunch and evening meal, then just before bedtime they give me Horlicks and a Viagra tablet.
The daughter explodes with anger, next day she arrives at the home banging the wardens door and demanding an explanation why are you giving an 85 year old man Viagra.
The warden says 'Please sit down and calm yourself, you have nothing to worry about at all, we give your father Horlicks to relax him for sleep, and we give him the Viagra to stop him rolling out of bed.
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