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Funny Jokes - Ode to the Perfect Man



The perfect man is gentle,

And never cruel or mean.

He has a perfect smile,

And is always neat and clean.

The Perfect Man likes children,

And will raise them by your side.

He will be a caring father,

And good husband to his bride.

The Perfect Man loves cooking,

He will clean and vacuum too.

He'll do what's in his power

To show his deep-felt love for you.

The Perfect Man is sweet,

Writing poems with your name;

He's a best friend to your mother,

And will kiss away your pain.

He never has made you cry

Or caused you hurt in any way.

To hell with this endless poem and rhyme,

The Perfect Man is gay.

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