Funny Jokes - Clinton's Favorite Things

Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,

Big Macs and French fries and girls with big faces,

Lots of nice cleavage that makes Willie spring,

These are a few of my favorite things

Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers,

Horny young interns who while 'way the hours,

Profits from futures that Hillary brings,

These are a few of my favorite things

When that Jones bites,

When Ken Starr stings,When I'm feeling sad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad

Beating the draft board and getting elected,

Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected,

Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing,

These are a few of my favorite things

Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury,

Falling down drunk that required knee surgery

Stars in the White House who come here to sing,

These are a few of my favorite things

Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony,

States of the Union with lots of baloney,

Winning debates and the joy of my flings,

These are a few of my favorite things