Funny Jokes - Believe in Unions?
A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, 'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'
'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20.'
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the madame responded,
'Why yes sir, this IS a union house.'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'
'That's more like it!' the UPS man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. 'I'd like her for the night.'
'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the madame, then, gesturing to an obese fifty-five year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has seniority.'
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