Funny Jokes - Nice to Meet You
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. Whilst in the lounge, I noticed Bill Clinton sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac.
I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late.
Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Clinton and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick 'Hello, Peter' at me when I was with my client. He agreed.
Ten minutes later, while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Clinton. I turned around and looked up at him. He said 'Hi Pete, what's happening?'
To which I replied 'Screw off Clinton, I'm in a meeting.'
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