Funny Jokes - I want it ALL !!
A redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The redneck says, 'I want my $20 million.'
The man replied, 'No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.'
The redneck said, 'Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.'
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The redneck, furious with the man, screams out, 'Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!'
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