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You'd better watch out,

You'd better not cry,

You'd better not pout;

I'm telling you why.

Santa Claus is tapping

Your phone.

He's bugging your room,

He's reading your mail,

He's keeping a file

And running a tail.

Santa Claus is tapping

Your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom,

Surveills you out of doors,

And if that doesn't get the goods,

Then he'll use provocateurs.

So--you mustn't assume

That you are secure.

On Christmas Eve

He'll kick in your door.

Santa Claus is tapping

Your phone.

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