Funny Jokes - Bobby Knight revisited
Three coaches flew to the NCAA convention. The plane crashed and all three died. They all noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds. God wanted to know three things:
Who are you?
What did you do?
What did people think of you?
The first coach said, 'I'm Denny Crum. I was second best coach in the nation. I won two national championships & over 20 games a year. The people of Kentucky think I'm great.' God said, Fine Denny, stand on my right side.
The next person said, 'I'm Rick Pitino. I was third best coach in the nation. I won an SEC Championship and turned the program around to a fairly respectable one. The people of Kentucky think I’m great.' God said, fine Rick, stand on my left side.
The third person stood before God and said, 'I'm Bobby Knight & I have won three national championships, 2 NIT championships, the Pan Am Games, the Olympics, 9 Big Ten championships, and I was the youngest coach ever to win 600 games, and the people of Indiana think you are sitting in my chair.'
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