Funny Jokes - Man Falls Asleep At Church...
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the
minister at the local church. 'Reverend,' she said, 'I
have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during
your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I
do?'
'I have an idea,' said the minister. 'Take this hat pin
with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is
sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times.
When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg.'
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off.
Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. 'And
who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?' he said,
nodding to Mrs.Jones.
'Jesus!', Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg
with the hat pin.
'Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones,' said the minister.
Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister
noticed. 'Who is your redeemer?' he asked the
congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
'God!' Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with
the hat pin.
'Right again,' said the minister, smiling. Before long,
Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the
minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of
his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones
mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the
hat pin again.
The minister asked, 'And what did Eve say to Adam after
she bore him his 99th son?'
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, 'You stick
that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break
it in half and shove it up your ass!'
'Amen,' replied the congregation.
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