Funny Jokes - Some things never change
Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples
to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all
over the world. After giving it much thought, they reached the conclusion
that in order to better deal with the problem, they should try the drugs
themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore
decided that a commission, made up of some of the members, return to earth
to get the different types of drugs.
The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned
disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the
first disciple:
'Who is it?'
'It's Paul
Jesus opens the door.
'What did you bring, Paul?'
'Hashish from Morocco'
'Very well son, come in.'
'Who is it?'
'It's Mark'
Jesus opens the door.
'What did you bring, Mark?'
'Marijuana from Colombia'
'Very well son, come in.'
'Who is it?'
'It's Matthew'
Jesus opens the door.
'What did you bring, Matthew ?'
'Cocaine from Bolivia'
'Very well son, come in.'
'Who is it?'
'It's John'
Jesus opens the door.
'What did you bring, John ?'
'Crack from New York'
'Very well son, come in.'
'Who is it?'
'It's Luke'
Jesus opens the door.
'What did you bring, Luke ?'
'Speed from Amsterdam'
'Very well son, come in.'
'Who is it?'
'It's Judas'
Jesus opens the door.
'What did you bring Judas ?'
'The FBI, YOU SCUM BAGS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!'
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