Funny Jokes - What a way to go !
A man dies and to his dismay goes to Hell. The Devil was taking him through, showing him around.
'Down here, there are several rooms to stay in for eternity,' says the Old Red One, 'I'll just take you around to see which one you'd want to stay in.'
They stop at one room where there are people standing up to their chins in shit. The man shakes his head to the Devil and they continue on. The next room contains people standing waist-high in shit. Again, the man shakes his head, so they continue on. As they walk to the next room, the Devil says, 'This is the last room, better make your decision, I've got more people to take on the tour.'
They stop in front of the last room and there are people standing knee high in shit. The man says, 'This looks to be the most promising, I guess I'll stay here, then.' So the Devil leaves him in the room.
About 20 minutes of standing around in shit, the attending Demon in the room yells out, 'OK EVERYBODY! ON YOUR HEADS!'
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