Funny Jokes - Jerome is Dead!
While walking home from work one day, Frank saw a woman weeping uncontrolably. What's wrong? he asked, putting an arm around her shoulder.
It's horrible, she said, just horrible -- Jerome is dead! Feeling there was little he could do, Frank walked on.
A few minutes later, he came upon another woman crying hysterically. Jerome is dead! she screamed as she staggered past.
Continuing along the road, Frank came upon a sickening sight: a big bear of a man lay on the road beneath the wheels of a truck. The force of the impact had ripped the man's clothes off and, much to Frank's surprise, the man had a penis over a foot long. There were several other women surrounding him screaming, 'Jerome is dead! Jerome is dead!
Upon reaching his house, he said to his wife, Honey, you won't believe what i just saw. A man was lying in the road, stiff as a board -- and he had an endowment at least fourteen inches long.
Sweet Jesus, she said, Jerome is dead?!
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