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Would you be interested in playing 11-a-side football? I'm looking for local guys to play regular 11-a-side football for a team in central London.
I urgently need new players as the team frankly at the moment is crap. We've only just started the season and already we're bottom of the league. In fact the situation is so bad I'm now willing to pay new players to join.
We're a young friendly side, with plenty of social activities outside of football - regular team pissups if you're into that sort of thing, plus several weekends away a year. Players also get free use of the local gym, and I can get you a discounted rate at an exclusive golf course. We even have a sponsor who funds us to travel abroad to play competitive games, but frankly if we keep playing as craply as we do at the moment it'll just be embarrassing and we'll have to knock that on the head.
Match fees will be paid based on ability. If you're interested come down and see me. We usually train, Thursdays 8 o clock, Wembley Stadium.
Cheers
Howard Wilkinson
Temporary Manager
Team England
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