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*I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.
*I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0, computor and spreadsheat progroms.
*Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
*Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
*Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.
*It's best for employers that I not work with people.
*I Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.
*I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
*I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.
*I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.
*Personal interests: Donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.
*Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
*Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job hopping. I have never quit a job.
*Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Could not work under those conditions.
*Finished eighth in my class of ten.
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