Funny Jokes - Lucky dip
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.
A well endowed very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm topless.'
With that she strips naked from the waist up, and rolls the dice while yelling, 'Momma needs a new bra!'
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. 'YES! I WIN! I WIN!'
With that she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves.
The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, 'What did she roll anyway?'
The other answers, 'I thought YOU were watching!'
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