Funny Jokes - Shopkeeper from Hell
In a small village, a young man goes into the local shop, and asks the shop attendant for an envelope. 'Is it for a business letter or for a personal letter?'
'What difference does it make??'
'I'm sorry sir, but we don't just sell envelopes like that!'
'Ok, it's for a personal letter...All right?'
'Is it written on scented paper or plain paper?'
'I just want an envelope!!'
'Sorry sir, but I can't sell you just *any* envelope, it has to be the right one...'
'All right, it's written on plain paper...'
'Will you be using a square stamp or a rectangular one?'
As the client is just about to reply (in a less than friendly manner), a man storms into the shop with a toilet seat under his arm and a couple of bathroom tiles in his hand, and slams them onto the counter...'There!
This is my toilet, these are my bathroom tiles...I've already shown you my butt yesterday...*Now* will you *please* sell me a roll of toilet paper?'
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