Funny Jokes - Why I hate my secretary
Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. I said,
well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office. I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, 'Good Morning,
Boss,Happy Birthday.' And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and said, 'You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.' We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office. Do we?' I said, 'No, I guess not.' She said, 'Let's go to my apartment.'
After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.' 'Sure,' I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out.........carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my co-workers, wife and children. All were singing Happy Birthday. And there on the couch I sat........with nothing on but my socks.
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