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Funny Jokes - Work Signs
Sign over a gynaecologist's office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
On a Plumbers truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.'
On the trucks of a local plumbing company: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
Pizza shop slogan: '7 days without pizza makes one weak.'
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: 'Invite us to your next blowout.'
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: 'Hello. Can we pick your nose?'
At a towing company: 'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
On an electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'
In a non-smoking area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
On a maternity room door: 'Push. Push. Push.'
At an optometrist's office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
On a taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.'
In a podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.'
On a fence: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.'
At a car dealership: 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
Outside a muffler shop: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
In a veterinarian's waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
At the electric company: 'We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.'
In a restaurant window: 'Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.'
In the front yard of a funeral home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait'
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