Twitter : macrostandard feels Drunk Ewoks on Today Show http://ff.im/-bePl2
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Twitter : shane mcgowan is drunk
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Twitter : Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young
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Twitter : In tha city gettin drunk wit wild Yella and young show
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Twitter : nice. Sorry I was drunk and stupid last night. Now I am just stupid.
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Twitter : drunk...
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Twitter : Boy u must be drinking that beam again and be half drunk if u think that!
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Twitter : "i'd rather be your (en. eye. gee. gee. aaaaaaY). so we can we can get drunk and smoke weed all daaaaay!!"
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Twitter : How long will it be before somebody spoofs Chris Collinsworth pitching him as a drunk pack-a-day smoking jerk. Soon I hope.
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Twitter : ahha ohh tht has happened to me beforee!! oh the things ppl do when they r drunk :/ haha
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Twitter : This place needs more faggots. I have a drunk XXXL black girl grinding up on my knee talking about ba-donk-a-donk. FOR REAL.
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Twitter : drunk tweeting...bad idea but fuk it
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Twitter : Does this 1/2 empty bottle of tequila make me look drunk?
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Twitter : at home sick when I should be drunk out of my mind. frack
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Twitter : #Twitter: losemynumber IF i gave it 2 u wen i was drunk
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Twitter : yeah lets get drunk tonight. Does that mean your off tomorrow.
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Twitter : its annoying how funny he thinks he is - because hes drunk ( insert the rolling of eyes here )
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Twitter : #Twitter: losemynumber if u had 2 convince 1 of my drunk friends 2 give it 2 u afta i alreadii told u no...lame smh
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Twitter : Not nearly long enough! I was horribly drunk by that time already and i figured id see you both later...that never happened...
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Twitter : Wow so 3 martinis + no dinner is enough to get me super drunk
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Twitter : I was drunk a few mins ago but my drunkness went away I'm to sad
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Twitter : BAM BI WENT DOWN DRUNK AS FUK CUZ! U HAVIN FUN Cash
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Twitter : Drunk driving doesn't start with a drink..it starts with an excuse
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Twitter : haha, maybe you were a littel bit to drunk :p
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Twitter : Really pissed off. Vile tea,garlic dip spilt everywher,drunk brother pissing all ova the toilet floor,bro's music blaring...roll on manc!
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