Twitter : swears like a drunken sailor http://cursebird.com/lissnup
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Twitter : hahaha and she thinks that is going to stop them!!! Damn drunken beasts!
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Twitter : damnit! got caled into work. I am so tired of selling pizzas...any body need a body guard? I know drunken boxing!
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Twitter : drunk and in jimmy johns. hope you enjoyed my drunken stopper Andy. good night.
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Twitter : I assume a drunken coma ensued shortly after his last response. Why can't firemen handle their alcohol.
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Twitter : http://bit.ly/1CMLUR >>drunken freestyle game is fuckn nice
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Twitter : please excuse my drunken tweets last night. . lol.
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Twitter : notices I swear when I'm a little nervous. So, if I sound like a drunken sailor, I usually don't talk like that, I'm just a little nervous.
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Twitter : fuckin drunken D&M's...
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Twitter : . I'm in a drunken mess tonight, it seems.
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Twitter : :D :D :D best tweet!!! Hahahahahahaha im drunken
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Twitter : Drunken Grim Reaper makes mistakes
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Twitter : is hoping tonight will go without awkwardness ...... old friends.... new lives.... a drunken scavenger hunt is alwa ... http://lnk.ms/3WvCv
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Twitter : The drunken master http://tinyurl.com/yabbr7d
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Twitter : an hour ago i saw on the news a drunken chick fall on train tracks and it, like, stopped inches in front of her me and mum were like OMG!
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Twitter : I had a stag do in Devizes once. And my drunken tweets made the bride call off the wedding.
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Twitter : One is smoking weed at a friend's house, the other probably enjoying drunken sex.
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Twitter : That's not going to happen. But there will probably be some drunken "I remember when" moments. Not that any of us ever do that.
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Twitter : #Twitter: bestfeeling waking up in her appt from a drunken night an smelling breakfast being cooked
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Twitter : AND THEY CAN NEVER TEAR US APART dowdowdownernernener. <3 i love you drunken nights..i was standing...you were there ^_^
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Twitter : Book group menu: Artichoke/Spinach pasta, Manchengo & Drunken Goat cheese, Spanish wine, for dessert!
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Twitter : Drunken driver arrested in Neenah while on her way to school - http://tinyurl.com/yk224lm
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Twitter : Drunken Canadian clown canned after car crash. Resisting urge for blame Canada jokes... :p http://viigo.im/1jOo
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Twitter : drunken fish wins out bar Louie in my book
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Twitter : Cops investigate drunken St. Paul teen's death http://bit.ly/3xM1Ii
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