Twitter : My step dad just called a fart a Twitter
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Twitter : Full fart hela tiden.
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Twitter : RT i farted an that shit stink...hope no one smells it im ashamed. FART ROBOT APPROVES.
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Twitter : smells fart.
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Twitter : lol if you piss xcellence, I fart out failures n burp blessings! lol
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Twitter : #Twitter: BestFeeling LETTING OUT A FART AFTA HOLDING IT IN ALL DAY CAUSE U WAS IN PUBLIC
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Twitter : Did a silent fart in the middle of a large group then walked away
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Twitter : RT I brought my fart into the hallway and max had to febreeze the place. Definitely a success. FART ROBOT APPROVES.
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Twitter : Domo is at The Staples Center watching a Kings game that lucky fart monster!
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Twitter : RT who farted !? :P. FART ROBOT APPROVES.
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Twitter : um...did you just dig your nose, fart, burp and belch??? ugh... #Twitter: losemynumber
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Twitter : lol I just don't believe pretty girls fart.
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Twitter : is that a fart?
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Twitter : Did you fart all the time as a kid Tony ? Hey little kids might want 2 know lol so they know it's ok to rip
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Twitter : Cough, twitch, sleep, twitch, cough, cough, sleep, cough, twitch, sleep, twitch, twitch, cough, twitch, sleep, cough, sleep, fart!Christie
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Twitter : RT I just farted in the cocoa puffs. FART ROBOT APPROVES.
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Twitter : #Twitter: TheOffice... Kevin borrowed Jim's office to fart in while he's away on honeymoon... HAHAHAHAHA
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Twitter : Man..Freeaky. I was so tense every cavity closed..couldn't eat, drink or fart man! I kid u not..floodgates opened afterwards
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Twitter : teach me the ways of the tea fart. Please.
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Twitter : RT (2/2) have to fart so bad. FART ROBOT APPROVES.
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Twitter : is 1000 times cooler than me because I thought I had to fart but actually shit my pants.
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Twitter : RT Haha, I just tweeted "fart.". FART ROBOT APPROVES.
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Twitter : Yeay i'm very glad it's not just me lol. Sniff the fart, yes that's exactly it!!!! :-D
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Twitter : will I fart while doing it? I always think of that while doing ab work.
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Twitter : Ouch. Why do men fart more than women? They're full of more "stuff" and the fumes from all that has to come out.
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