Twitter : Sitting behind some guy om tram who keeps farting. EwW
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Twitter : is getting bored with life... farting again.
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Twitter : , that's gross :O. Who's farting on the bus?
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Twitter : "No Farting"
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Twitter : naw dont stop the farting. it'll make it worst for your tummy.
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Twitter : my dog keeps farting...Oh well she's cute!
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Twitter : fuckin farting in manz yard and makin da place radioactive and shit!
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Twitter : I don't know what it says that until halfway through that tweet, I thought you were ACTUALLY farting on something of his.
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Twitter : i am farting
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Twitter : farting
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Twitter : I noticed: "it is harder to pick your nose in public without getting noticed then farting, this proves that judgement is done with the eyes
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Twitter : I KEEP FARTING DAMMIT.
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Twitter : Just For Laughs - A Farting Dog: Just For Laughs - A Farting Dog http://bendecho.to/002f385ed1
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Twitter : My little cousin Job standing right in my face just farting his lil ass off like ain't nothing wrong. My life sucks.
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Twitter : RT I don't find fart jokes funny, but I find actual farting funny.. FART ROBOT APPROVES.
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Twitter : "If I was the queen of England, I'd be farting all the time." --Alexandria Sweatt, Phantom, Rocky Horror Show
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Twitter : These days, coughing is the new farting. It's totally socially unacceptable - and a quick way to clear a room! #Twitter: SwineFlu
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Twitter : On a train from NYC to Boston. Someone near me keeps farting. Not fair to do on a train.
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Twitter : #Twitter: whitefolksplease stop farting in public and saying its natural.
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Twitter : farting in your car after you've been holding it somewhere #Twitter: bestfeeling
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Twitter : Watching David Wells talk about farting on the set ... priceless. WE ARE TBS!
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Twitter : You're fat! RT KILLING it in the studio
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Twitter : HAHAHA, what do you guys think about people farting?
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Twitter : we r atm farting on a donkey whoa!!! THATS OUTRAGEOUS
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Twitter : what am i doing?FARTING XD
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