Twitter : homework for lunch = brain farts
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Twitter : Can I join the old farts?! I also love werthers originals if that helps my application? Back in just over a week Ali! Can't wait
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Twitter : stinkiest farts ever
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Twitter : RT cause' she my daughter & she farts rainbows!
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Twitter : Monkey Farts Fragrance Oil 2 oz: $5.35Monkey Farts fragrance oil is a blend of fresh bananas, k... http://bit.ly/tUwnw
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Twitter : Farts are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.Or if it will stain.
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Twitter : Mason just said "my farts smell like dead eggs and i love it" lmfao. What a weirdo
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Twitter : My truck smells like farts, sadly I have no one blame to blame for this situation other than myself. Don't judge me.
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Twitter : did you said farts? haha i'm good,i'm asking if you will follow me,my powers says yes but i'm not sure lol
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Twitter : Why did I think it would be a good idea to click a link called peanut butter farts?
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Twitter : QueefWatch: RT : Shout outs to the bitches that blow big farts during sex, but l... (http://cli.gs/EtWsR)
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Twitter : Why do some of my burps smell like farts? Hahaha
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Twitter : RT *farts*
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Twitter : Brimstone Farts is her term of endearment here.
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Twitter : except that the farther he drives the more you pay...the more he farts the harder he laughs inside.
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Twitter : *farts*
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Twitter : QueefWatch: Shout outs to the bitches that blow big farts during sex, but lied & said they queefed. I S... (http://cli.gs/vyJMH)
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Twitter : 10 days http://www.iceman.com bike race. 140 in my group of old farts. Should be fun. Hopefully the sun will be out in Traverse City, MI
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Twitter : Puppy farts = WMD. Eeeew!
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Twitter : Morning farts and "just got out of your girlfriend's car" farts are the best.
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Twitter : I never noticed in that rain catcher ad that the kid in the middle farts (watch reaction of other kids)
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Twitter : you tellinq me! Lol those farts be hurendous.. Lol
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Twitter : farts like a wet radiator in the basement and smells like one too. Seriously.
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Twitter : the life threatening farts sweet glare
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Twitter : ITS NOT MY PROBLEM HE FARTS A LOT
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