Twitter : What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? ~George Carlin
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Twitter : Always do whatever's next. George Carlin
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Twitter : Never got used to George Carlin doing voice over for Thomas The Train -- keep waiting for a punchline -- or some cursing
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Twitter : George Carlin is rolling in his grave.
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Twitter : George Carlin's "there is NO God" is hilarious!!!!!!!!!
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Twitter : L.A. is a small lady saying fuck me; NYC is a big man saying fuck you. - George Carlin
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Twitter : Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.#Twitter: wikiquote George Carlin
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Twitter : : "think of how stupid the average person is...and then realize that half of them are stupider than that..." - George Carlin
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Twitter : George Carlin advised keeping a small circle of friends since 4 out of 5 murders are committed by someone who knew the victim.
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Twitter : I suggest you listen/watch the skit George Carlin has to say about cleaning. It's pretty correct/awesome.
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Twitter : 'What the **** does taking off your hat have to do with being patriotic? what if it's a red white and blue hat?' - George Carlin
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Twitter : By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. - George Carlin #Twitter: quote
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Twitter : george carlin and I once, in Montreal...http://www.dcweasels.com/
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Twitter : Carlin is the best ---Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin
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Twitter : "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." - George Carlin
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Twitter : Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things .. George Carlin .. #Twitter: quote ..
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Twitter : when I was maybe 3 and George Carlin, the comedian, was in it as Mr. Conductor who would tell stories of (here it comes)...
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Twitter : George Carlin: What do white people have to be worried about?The expresso machine is jammed??? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Twitter : PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE PHASED OUT -Men who have one long, uninterrupted eyebrow. GEORGE CARLIN
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Twitter : "It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
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Twitter : RT I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. -George Carlin &#Twitter: 9786;
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Twitter : Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist - George Carlin.
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