Twitter : Got a kid whose skill set is below average but always seems to have the ball, always gets us extra possessions - +/- is high
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Twitter : Poor kid gets stuck in a closet, while his parents deceive the American public with their phony balloon boy story. Makes me mad!! #Twitter: RDE09
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Twitter : My kid just gets cooler by the day. Laughs all the time and showing signs of being a lefty. Is 4 months too young to intro a split finger?
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Twitter : RT I'm thinking of starting a daycare. Each kid gets a balloon & everyday's an adventure cause unever know where 2 pick them up
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Twitter : when ur a kid no1 tells u once u hit a certain age the fast forward button of ur life gets hit as well. times are flyin by these days :/
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Twitter : Concussion at a show? Are you a mosh pit kid? And do you even listen to music that gets the crowd that violent?
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Twitter : http://twitpic.com/nfw4o - // wat your kid hair look like for school, when you work, and she gets dressed w/ her Ganyall lmfao xx
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Twitter : WOW U gets lots of kids, we dont get any trick or treaters here, we have lived here 10 yrs we had 1 kid
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Twitter : RT nice guy..... so follow follow follow:) (DO WHAT THE NICE LADY SAYS AND NOONE GETS HURT GNR)
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Twitter : So the youngest kid has his spacers in today - he's not handling them very well. Just think, he gets his BRACES next week. *gulp*
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Twitter : :( I hope that Eli gets to feeling better soon and that you're not going too insane taking care of a sick kid.
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Twitter : My devil dog Gracie was up 2X. Wouldn't u figure after I get the kid 2 sleep thru the night, the dog gets me up. Damn dog.
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Twitter : Good looking kid. Word gets around. Promoting myself well kid.
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Twitter : LOL OK I'll be back in a few. Gotta go freeze my butt off while this kid gets some fresh air. =D
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Twitter : I thought no one ever gets #Twitter: measles twice :) ... or didn't you ever have that as a kid?
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Twitter : listening to kid cudi cd..this never gets old.
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Twitter : Need some REAL male role models kid 1 really needs it right now b4 he gets kicked out or me n jail
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Twitter : Making a test using excel so every kid gets a different set of questions. CHEATERS!!!
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Twitter : sure, it's cool a kid with Down syndrome gets elected Homecoming King, but how come i didn't get to be Prom Queen? (><)
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Twitter : Thats what that punk ass kid gets for singing Britney. I wish I WOULD catch my son singing Britney! lol
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Twitter : November is such an unhealthy month. I wish your kid gets well soon.
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Twitter : http://twitpic.com/p0kys I guess which ever kid doesn't get the elephant gets this.
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Twitter : When a girl gets burned by a guy & she blames it on love, instead of her judgement..it reminds me of this story I heard as a kid..
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Twitter : Popeye Jones gets beat up and arrested for DUI - I only remember Popeye Jones when I was kid because his name... http://tumblr.com/xrt3ueeco
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Twitter : Kid gets knocked out in the dorm(video): http://bit.ly/2xRa3B
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