Twitter : Wisdom socket healing faster than dentist expected, and with hardly any pain. It's either the drugs or my latent mutant healing powers.
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Twitter : I miss the days of hungry hippo's, micro machines, cartoon Transformers and when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had a sweet theme song.
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Twitter : I think now is the perfect time to watch Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space. PS #Twitter: chartjackers.
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Twitter : here are the working names of designs written on my board to finish: Mutant Uprising, Zombie Nightmare, Spider Man, Jr. Birdman Redux
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Twitter : can't believe that 1 of my yr 10 students drew a zerba with 5 legs- draw what u c in the photo- where i ask u was the fuckin mutant zebra?!!
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Twitter : i think my eye has been possessed. it has been funky for like a month. i feel like a mutant. (maybe it is the 'plank' in my own eye)?
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Twitter : "An accountant. According to the word, it must be a cross between a counter and a mutant and that may be..." http://tumblr.com/x9o3rhmk0
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Twitter : #Twitter: draconis Irvin Vulfgang the obese mutant hippo just bullied his way to a better place in line for walrus jacks murderdome
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Twitter : I want to ride on the S.S. Mutant Almost a Chicken Duck
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Twitter : I had a friend over tonight and we spent a good 15 mins discussing teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Twitter : Shopping with dad for a new phone for him, watching a crazy mutant person on Opera, in the store. I would bother to learn more, but won't.
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Twitter : Mutant Reviewers - Tales from the Crypt http://bit.ly/w7lVF
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Twitter : teenage mutant ninja turtles: smash up
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Twitter : I'm a mutant freak that needs a shot.Can I send video of training.I think there would be no stopping me.You the man!get back!
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Twitter : () The book I'm reading said "Mutant vagina" and I couldn't stop laughing in class. But no one thought it was as funny as I did..
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Twitter : "KILL1 MUTANT BIRD WITH 2 SONGS", by P.L.M.B., PM 1004 SDR - Siamese Dogs Records
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Twitter : the beginning of the mutant uprising.
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Twitter : Why is will i am in wolverine? Omg he`s a mutant too! He runs super fast! Haha
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Twitter : greg oden is the ugliest negro alive.like a mutant pug dog cooked cajin style. like a tall ass leper
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Twitter : I just bought 2 NES games! P.O.W. which came with the box and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
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