Twitter : I stand corrected. I'll never forget the first time you RT'ed me. U totally kicked my ass, and I've followed u eversince ;-)
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Twitter : My gran gave me a toaster..just used it for the first time and the filament heating up smells like old people..how is that even possible?!
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Twitter : Hey, I got a strike my first time! I'm a natural! I just didn't know it took so long for them to reset the lane.
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Twitter : Valve guy just gave me one of the best gut checks of my life. For the first time in a long time... I know where i'm headed...
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Twitter : i just flossed my teeth for the first time in SO long.. i hate flossing, but your teeth feel so clean after!
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Twitter : YES!!! I got a new job today. This will be my first full-time RN position. And, I get to stay in MN. Woohoo. Absolutely giddy.
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Twitter : http://bit.ly/3UNbDl CANT BELIEVE THIS MY FIRST TIME WATCHING THIS.... BEST BATTLE
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Twitter : Ran out of petrol for the first time in my entire (soon to be 24) years of life! Who you gonna call...Sam Fagan!!! Thank you!!
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Twitter : Oh my goodness my spanish teacher is so effin boring for the first 25 minutes he'S been talking bout the same thing! Ugh!!Fun time addict
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Twitter : '' I found a place so safe, not a single tear.The first time in my life and now it's so clear, feel calm, I belong, I'm so happy here.''
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Twitter : The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. C.Rodri
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Twitter : Apparently for 50mins at 200degC - it's my first time roasting them!
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Twitter : First time driving on the free way was the scarest thing of my life. Haha
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Twitter : REALLY listening to my chem for the first time in like...a year. I sort of miss stalking them.
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Twitter : WTF Did That 1st Girl On The News Say? "Sthaysthay My First Time! Yeaaah Yankees!" << WTF!?
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Twitter : Pi sat on my lap for the first time tonight. Now I have two lapcats!
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Twitter : Watching "Groundhog Day" with my sweetheart for about the 100th time and lovin' it just as much as the first!
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Twitter : On my way to work for the first time in ages. Pretty positive i just saw a lot of snow on someones car!
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Twitter : The first time I can have a whole breakfast meal, my brother eats it. Fat ass.
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Twitter : on my computer for the first time in almost a year :| so weird.
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Twitter : So, my XBox froze for it's first time today. And, it was almost a week old. ALMOST. I feel that's not a good sign. Who knows..
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Twitter : My mom is the same way! First time she saw it she said "so inappropriate!". Hahaha
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Twitter : The guy thats supposed to do my hair is working on an entire band first but they gave me a cup of Stella to pass time http://pic.gd/d5d00c
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Twitter : My likeness was on the big screen for the first time tonight. At the Egyptian of all places. I hope that there are more in the future.
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Twitter : typical that I see for the first time in a month a guy who wronged me & my first reaction is "damn he looks good".
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