Twitter : I'm starvin all I had to eat da whole day was a banana, didn't take a lunch today tryin to not think about it so I don't get a headache
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Twitter : Not sure I've time to go & get lunch today - I need to revive packed lunches. A banana and two satsumas may be healthy but I want sarnies!
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Twitter : I've just found a rotting banana at the back of my desk drawer. That would explain the all flies. And the smell. Well maybe not the smell.
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Twitter : not a fan of the banana LOL!!! Its too fake!
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Twitter : How about "Our separation was amicable - we had a banana split"? Not that I want to encourage that gag...
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Twitter : snapple fact of the dayy: a strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is.
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Twitter : Oh shit. I'm always the last to know. Leonardo at Banana Republic tells me french rolling my pants is a must again. Must. Not. Give. In.
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Twitter : not suprised of what happens now. When you walk down the street and a magical banana speaking french is dancing in front of you.you know you
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Twitter : ^_^ not far from memphis. hot a banana coconut fuze & grandma cookies FTW! XD
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Twitter : ^_^ not far from memphis. hot a banana coconut fuze & grandma cookies FTW! :-D
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Twitter : its not a banana. its a fucking pickle.
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Twitter : o_O RT : Snapple cap wisdom of the day: A strawberry is not an actual berry but a banana is. I did not know this. Thank you ...
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Twitter : is banana and yogurt not enough for an iron pill? Last 2 days that's been my breakfast, by noon I've a headache and intense hunger pangs :(
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Twitter : diced banana and light cool whip - a simple dessert, but not bad for my diet and tasty!
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Twitter : *grins* at least it's not a banana. my mum loves bananas. She's driving the shops out of business :p
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Twitter : well its not like i have banana trees in my back yard...or a cow on stndby lol
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Twitter : im not being a spoon or banana.. "sexy" biker instead.. but its more like an awkward attempt to be sexy for me =]
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Twitter : My car smells like bananas. I hope it's the Ghost of Bananas Past and not a real banana lurking in a carseat.
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Twitter : haha my cousins throw bananas in their vanilla milkshakes.. not a huge fan of dat!.. but your brother's banana shakes sound good!
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Twitter : Something new for dinner... Banana nut Cheerios :). Crossing fingers that its not a box of nasty...
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