Twitter : I played on the Sims 3 for like hours, made her get married pregnant have the most perfect life, then I closed my computer by mistake. Hate.
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Twitter : what is her place? the republicans prefer pregnant, bare footed and in the kitchen!
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Twitter : RT Jon Stewart produces mag to replace 3 shutdown by Conde Nast: "Pregnant Gourmet Bride."
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Twitter : is 10 weeks pregnant today.
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Twitter : My pregnant nose is working hard today and somebody breath is smelling like donkeys ass! Can we get some listerine up in this mug!
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Twitter : Kayla! Suck it up already! If u didnt want to get pregnant u should have kept ur pants zipped!
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Twitter : Celine not pregnant: The day's top showbiz news and headlines including Celine Dion not pregnant, Steven Tyler not q... http://bit.ly/3pxYu6
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Twitter : U KNOW THEY SEX URGES GO UP DOUBLE TIMES IT WAS B4 SHE GOT PREGNANT TOO LOL BETTER GET IT LMAO
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Twitter : Flu Vaccine Safe Throughout Pregnancy: Pregnant women who get the flu vaccine are less likely to have babies wh.. http://bit.ly/1Ekk1Y
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Twitter : Updated my blog with 28 weeks pregnant? http://tinyurl.com/yhz2d2v
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Twitter : Is officially a very unattractive pregnant lady... ... http://lnk.ms/2CYYL
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Twitter : Joke: my physical therapist asked me if I was pregnant..she told me I look tired all the time..smh and thanks to sash for not shh her up
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Twitter : My sister secretly ate pineapple tarts (she can't eat pineapples cz she's pregnant) and my BIL said, "Don't think I dint see that." Cuteee!
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Twitter : iyaa... Td kok gw cm liat si Platin aja... Lagi pregnant...
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Twitter : RT : Wait ... Didn't you have your baby 6 months ago...?? Why do you still look pregnant < lmao this WILL NOT be me!
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Twitter : She's such a biatch!!! I bet you she's not even pregnant and/or it's definitely not Nathan's.
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Twitter : Nah. Biggest lie ever is "If the woman's on top she can't get pregnant." Or maybe "Of course I'll pull out."
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Twitter : Help! My teen got his girlfriend pregnant - Getting Personal http://tinyurl.com/yk5nb7h
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Twitter : WHAT??? Kimberley said there would be an album out next year! If Cheryl delays it because she gets pregnant, i'll kill her! lol!
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Twitter : Hah! RT : Success is just like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.
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Twitter : Post: Celine Dion NOT Pregnant http://bit.ly/KWoGZ
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Twitter : Why did Julia Roberts say she couldn't eat peanuts when she was pregnant? http://bit.ly/4qkPPs
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Twitter : A: "it's only 6 and I'm already drunk haha" B: "yeah and by 10 you'll be pregnant" err
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Twitter : How can a chihuahua take up more bed than a pregnant wife?
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Twitter : .. stuck w/ the pregnant thing, maybe a White Trash Halloween? Keds, no sox, cutoffs, halter top, big hair, cig, lots of black eyeliner....
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