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Twitter : This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home. - Rodney Dangerfield
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Twitter : With my wife I don't get no respect.I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had.The waiter joined me.~Rodney Dangerfield
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Twitter : I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
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Twitter : "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." - Rodney Dangerfield
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Twitter : "It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips.. yet she won't drink from my glass!" ~Rodney Dangerfield
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Twitter : Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone. -by Rodney Dangerfield-
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