Twitter : #Twitter: yamamaever woke you up at 5am and said "garrett dnt forget to roll those garbage's to the curb" <---GIRRRRRRRRRL!
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Twitter : In the hair shop .. Tell me why these biyotches is 1 hour and 30 mins late ..I said u wildin and walked the f**k out
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Twitter : Shootings at Texas Base Kill at Least 12; Dozens Hurt: A military spokesman said that the two alleged shooters .. http://bit.ly/1GSxSG
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Twitter : I can tweet a "that's what she said" joke at you daily if that would mollify your conscience. :-P
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Twitter : RT : The antecedent for "she" in "that's what she said" is generally understood to be "your mom."
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Twitter : hahaha my prof just said "war, what is it good for? see i know the song! i'm hip...i'm hip to your jive!'
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Twitter : that was the wrong thing to say when you said you got locked out because of it, sorry babe.But you did get to meet Rob no?
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Twitter : Domino's Tracker said they left the store at 3:10 ....it's now 3:40
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Twitter : it was early real early the first time i said good morning Good Morning (kanye voice)!
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Twitter : you said it honey! x
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Twitter : I just called your mom's cell and she said you'll call! Well?!?!
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Twitter : FUCKK WHAT I SAID BEFORE,,, I WAS WRONG;;; ... http://lnk.ms/3fzhq
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Twitter : everything is locked down. Haven't said if it's confirmed to be limited to base
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Twitter : RT The antecedent for "she" in "that's what she said" is generally understood to be "your mom."
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Twitter : ....I knw right.....all I did was place my coffee order,and he turned and said...wow u are just like my wife...haha...I get that
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Twitter : A student made me feel old today when she said Laguna Beach came on the year she went into 9th grade. AKA my sophomore year of undergrad.
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Twitter : frustrating! my husband asked me last night if I was still going. i said idk and he said when would i find out - IDK!!
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Twitter : Me and legit just had the BEST Friday night ever! I wonder how many times I said legit tonight.
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Twitter : Lol I think Brady watched the Saints game and said "I got yo ass Brees"
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Twitter : Swinging for Profits: Steve Harker, manager of golf business solutions at Disney World Golf in Orlando, said th.. http://bit.ly/2K2ldv
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