Twitter : Opened door to house and fell on the floor. Hard. My ass hurts. The only smart part of that moment is I announced "I'm falling"
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Twitter : http://twitpic.com/m2zzy - blonde math your still smart.
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Twitter : lol my math teacher is to geeked about using smart board in class today and i got an A on my math test! Go me Go me!
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Twitter : thinks that smart-meters are a great idea to make people saving energy in general - but what's about privacy? http://is.gd/4ISG2
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Twitter : Haha, I can solve it thanks to my very smart friend who taught me how :D
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Twitter : Giants' Danny Clark Chose to Go Green With a Smart Car
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Twitter : ohh. not again. not making the same mistake again. i'm smart enough to know that this is notttt good. ):
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Twitter : Smart Phone App By CTLAWS Max Bid:$N/A http://bit.ly/3MjKdF
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Twitter : Jesse just told me "Mommy, I want to be just like you. You are so smart, you know everything. But I dont want really long hair like you"
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Twitter : Why do (even some smart) people still think that Wolfram Alpha is a search engine? http://bit.ly/2lfpqB
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Twitter : I got to be a smart ass with tom yessss!!!!
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Twitter : I aint smart enough to be in that shit
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Twitter : Me: when did u get so smart? V: Tomorrow.
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Twitter : Wow! Welcome to Maid Smart Sponges, Lizzie Lou Shoes, Aqua Notes and Missy Fissy Clothing! Lot's of Showcasing to... http://bit.ly/4yp0Ki
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Twitter : My dog thinks i'm cute...he just winked at me. Smart dog.
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Twitter : I r smart.
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Twitter : Arent people smart enough to know that if you have 5 Germans around you to -not- yell "ALL GERMANS ARE NAZIS!!" !? Your gonna end shot!!
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Twitter : Lol! Your parents are smart!!Giuliana is a NO-SECOND NAME name!!! ;-p
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Twitter : Acara apaan ka?cie grup A scorenya plg gede hahaRT : Smart ass.. http://pic.gd/bd93d5
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Twitter : Clip of the day: Chick gets smart and shit goes left: http://bit.ly/3CB7NI
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Twitter : RT : DONT bite the hand that feeds you, please people dont ever tr shittin on them. just not smart...WORD!!!
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Twitter : I'm not bringing up old stuff I jus got to my phone so I replied to your smart ass my vagina is falling out of my butt ugh!
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Twitter : #Twitter: 1sttimeigothigh I thought it was smart to ride on a skateboard and busted my ass
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Twitter : Lmao this commerical is offering smart cookies and saying u wil lose 15lbs a month << must make u shit all day
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Twitter : RT Attention: can the smart people of Texas take over that state?..Thank you ~ (nope, outnumbered. Too bad, NO HCR FOR U!)
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