Twitter : Wow! One brown belt in particular needs to control his kicks!
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Twitter : has anyone looked at their printer, confused as to why it stopped only to find out it ran out of paper?
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Twitter : they are attracted to the apple vinegar and can climb in the fork holes but then can't get out. Also bleach the kitchen drains
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Twitter : Theres an ant on my desk. He's not scared of me at all. Wont run away. He's a curious little bugger. I cant find the heart to flick him..
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Twitter : I'm being followed by , which is a reassuringly cute start to the day.
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Twitter : I'm watching mirrors alone! Brother went to sleep already. :O
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Twitter : happy bday STELLA!! May u have more bdays to come!
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Twitter : It was a beautiful day for a walk to work. I have to believe that, since my car is still in the shop.
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Twitter : Adds a new dimension to the problem :(
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Twitter : I was allowed to represent myself, in a jury trial. Thank you Judge! DA in for an embarassing loss to a common street criminal.
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Twitter : drinkin coffee..gonna take my daughther to the bus stop..than up to bed again..8) have 2 finish organizing things i ... http://lnk.ms/1W0m6
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Twitter : Off out to dinner, because I don't celebrate Halloween :)
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Twitter : Gary Ross in talks to write and direct "Spider-Man" spinoff "Venom": http://bit.ly/1Y1zG4
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Twitter : Babe, if you go home tomorrow without talking to him you are gonna be kicking yourself for the next month. Call him 4 coffee
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Twitter : RT: : A list of things that are preferable to listening to George Lamb on the radio: http://is.gd/44DtT
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Twitter : Death toll from U.S. base shooting up to 13 (Reuters)http://tinyurl.com/y9ks2l3
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Twitter : Sitting in Journalism... About to pass out
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Twitter : Man never thought that a petrol dispensing pump internally is so complicated....now getting to know the heck of it
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Twitter : which ever you feel more comfortable in, either way I know how to get there and we can leave which ever car in the park and rid
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Twitter : 2009 Rare Game Pieces for the McDonald's Monopoly Sweepstakes: To get free game pieces, request them by mai.. http://bit.ly/z9mKq
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Twitter : Just thinking about major complaints among trainees and it is usually, collective sigh, belly fat! Well here are Nate's tips to lose it!
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Twitter : http://bit.ly/qUNW1 fuck. Taeng stop being so awesome. xDD /tho i don't want you to..
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Twitter : TOY MACHINE DEMO LONG BEAACH. OUT TO FILM BITCH
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Twitter : Candy: Check. Pumpkin to Carve: Check. Friends to have fun with: :,<
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